RANDOM THOUGHTS: Last night, Denice had a "wine" accident. Not a "whine" accident which is very different and much...much more...well, it's just different.
Last night when she took a drink and went to put it down, she set it on the edge of something and the glass tipped, sending wine all over the place. Yes, it was not a really grape situation. This immediately caused a mild, red wine on the couch and carpet, panic.
Contrary to popular belief and vicious rumors, this was only her first glass of wine. Granted, it was a 32oz glass but still, only one and she did spill some.
So tonight, I got her a special glass out before asking her if she wanted a glass of wine. When I did ask her, she made it even better by saying, "I don't think I can be trusted." I just smiled and filled her glass and gave it to her. She indulged me with a chuckle and tried out her new cup.
After going after her first sip, she complained it was hard to get out and whined that she was having a hard time spilling it. So I looked around in the cupboard and I found a slightly better cup that she approved of.
So with that, I thought I would share her new wine glasses for your enjoyment.
David L. Wood 9/25/2017 ©
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