Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 13:54
RANDOM THOUGHTS: So this morning after coming in and filling up my water bottle, I promptly knocked it over and tried unsuccessfully to catch it and it ended up clanking (metal) a couple times on it's way to falling off my desk and into my garbage can. When this happened, I had headphones on and was listening to the news. While I continued listening to the news, I began to clean up the little bit of water that had spilled along with some of my tea that I spilled trying to not let my water bottle spill.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Tue, 08/16/2016 - 12:37
Sometimes you notice something in normal, everyday life that get people talking. This is such an event.
RANDOM UPDATE: Something you don't see every day...a blind guy driving a truck on the freeway.
AND THEN THE BANTER STARTED:
Brad Lloyd - That's why they put the raised reflectors on the center lines...it is braille for blind drivers.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Mon, 08/15/2016 - 13:44
RANDOM THOUGHTS: A man, his dog, reclining in a chair in Cascade, Idaho. Does it get any better than this?
Well...it would be better if I had my wife with me here.
And...if all six of my girls were here.
And...if all seven of my grandkids were here.
And...if I had three large pizzas, half Canadian bacon, half pepperoni and sausage.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Fri, 08/12/2016 - 06:22
RANDOM THOUGHTS: 4am...we are not friends. To be truthful, I really don't like you very much at all. In all of my 55 years on this earth, I do not ever remember a time that I have been glad to see you when you when I saw you face to face. In fact, it is always just the opposite and I always wish you would just go away.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Thu, 06/09/2016 - 09:04
RANDOM THOUGHTS: This picture is of me and my world famous dog, Peanut Butter Wood in my prayer closet yesterday morning. PBW insisted to me that she was in fact, praying with me in there.
I don't want to be dogmatic but I have my doubts and think she may have been doing what she does 12+ hours a day...sleeping. Only PBW and God know for sure.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Thu, 06/09/2016 - 08:52
RANDOM THOUGHTS: Last night I discovered something that I had not ever really noticed or thought of before. As luck (maybe good...maybe bad) would have it, I have decided to share this revelation with you now. You are welcome...or...I'm very sorry, in advance. Choose your side after you read on.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Tue, 05/03/2016 - 12:16
RANDOM THOUGHTS: Something just occurred to me and I thought I would run it by you all.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Thu, 04/07/2016 - 16:31
RANDOM THOUGHTS: I had a thought a few minutes ago and so I thought I would just run it by you all and see what you think.
If a "MOTORCADE" by definition is a procession or parade of automobiles or other motor vehicles...and a "BARRICADE" is a defensive barrier hastily constructed, as in a street, to stop an enemy...then why isn't a "BEARICADE" by definition a procession or parade of bears or other bear like animals or a defensive sleuth of bears hastily brought in, as in a street, to stop an enemy???
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Wed, 03/30/2016 - 19:12
RANDOM THOUGHTS: I just thought of something so cool that I just had to share it with you all. You are very welcome...in advance.
As I was walking to get a cup of "wake me up" coffee...this thought...wonderful gift even, possibly even epiphany occurred to me.
If I ever become rich and I am able to buy my own town, I am promptly going to change the name to "Cognito." Then whenever some asks me where I am, I can say...wait for it...a little longer...almost there, "Well, I am in-Cognito."
Wow...now that my friends...would be soooo cool.
Submitted by davidwoodbooks on Fri, 03/11/2016 - 13:59
RANDOM THOUGHTS: So last night, on the eve of my 55th birthday, as normal, right before bed, I used the restroom.
As I was "sitting" there and finishing up, just minding my own business...I leaned. When I did, there was a fairly loud snap and everything in life suddenly shifted. Luckily, upon inspection and to my great relief, the snap was not my spine, hip, collarbone or any other important part of my body. What is was, was my toilet seat.