A Fish Story - 7/3/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  Humor break:  So my friend Larry and I went up to McCall Lake for some sweet fishing.  Larry is an avid fisherman and me, well, not so much, although I have watched a few fishing shows on TV.  When we got the the beautiful lake, we rented a boat from the boat rental place.  Very soon, we were out on the water and on to a spot chosen by Larry, where we dropped anchor.

A Leap of Faith - 5/9/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  I had an absolutely brilliant idea last night, even if I do say so myself...and so far, it is just me saying it. I think it is probably like that story about the one crab trying to get out of the bucket while all the others pull him back down, kind of thing.

Anyway, when talking with my wife, Denice, I had the thought...revelation maybe, an epiphany at best. What occurred to me was the perfect excuse for anything you don't want to talk about, want to change the subject with or if you just need something to blame something on.

Young is Old When? - 5/9/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  An important questioned popped into my head a little bit ago. I have no answer so I am coming to you to gain knowledge. So here goes...get ready. How long do you have to keep "egg foo young" before it will be considered "egg foo old?" Thoughts? Comments?  -David

Memorable Thought - 4/29/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  I wanted to sign up for a website that helps keep your brain sharp and improves memory by playing interactive games. The problem is, I can't remember the the name of the site, where I saw it or why I am looking for it. On the bright side, I did just find my keys...David

Sleeping with the Enemy - 4/23/2013

Random Thoughts:  Peanut asked me last if she could sleep with one of my ducks.  I think she had secret plans to chew him to feathers as I slept.  Her plan was foiled when I pressed the duck's left wing and the it began to sing, "Splish Splash I Was Taking a Bath."  As it turns out, Peanut does not like baths or singing ducks.  Go figure!  I didn't see that one coming.

That's Just Ducky - 4/22/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  I was cleaning out my closet tonight and came across some of my ducks.  My mom use to give me a duck every year for Christmas because of my ability to talk and sing like a duck.  I have not had any new ones in the past three Christmas' because I lost her in June of 2010 after a long battle with Parkinson's disease.  This pile...or gaggle...or pack...or flock of ducks represents about 9 Christmas'.

Rock Solid Ideas - 4/23/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  Yes, this is a cup that is half filled with rocks.  I found it on a shelf while cleaning out my closet.  I love to collect souvenirs from various places I visit (and no, I do not have your jewelry or TV) to help preserve the fun memories.

Canadian Geese - 4/11/13

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  On break this morning, there was some talk about Canadian geese.  That got me thinking about what the difference was between Canadian and non-Canadian geese and how you tell them apart.  I was wondering if maybe you would be able to identify Canadian and non-Canadian geese by their honking.  Do you think they would sound like, "Honk, honk, Eh...Honk, honk, Eh?"

Thoughts...comments eh?

Coconut Thoughts - 3/26/2013

RANDOM THOUGHTS: I have been drinking a lot of coconut and almond milk lately.  And no, I still do not know how they "milk" an almond and yes, it still bothers me to no end...but lets not get me started on that...again.  I am really liking both the coconut and almond milk now and have not had regular milk for a couple of weeks. 

Hairy Eagles - 3/22/2013

Random Thoughts:  Think how cool it would be if bald eagles were not bald at all.  If in fact, they had beautiful, full heads of hair.  They are spectacular as they are no doubt.  But imagine one with a big red, white and blue Elvis pompadour soaring above head.  Or a female eagle with long flowing braided hair with beads gracefully floating as she soared on high.  Oh, how sweet that would be?  I can see it all so clearly in my head and I just wish I could show you.

Comments? Thoughts? 


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