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Dunk-Tismal (R) Madness - 3/22/2018

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  I just had a break with my friend Mitch and Larry.  In our number of amazing conversation topics today, different kind of baptismal's came up.  Larry said his son, Brian's church used a big metal trough and in my mind I pictured the pastor lining people up to be baptized and saying, "Moooove along" and I may have moo'd out loud.  I'm not certain about that.

Completely Dead - 10/18/2017

halloween_grassRANDOM THOUGHTS:  It is crazy how some people take care of their yards and others just let them go to poo.

My wife and I took a walk tonight and came across this yard with most of the front yard completely dead. Such a shame.

Carry on,
David

My Cup Runneth Over - 9/25/2017

sippy_cupsRANDOM THOUGHTS:  Last night, Denice had a "wine" accident. Not a "whine" accident which is very different and much...much more...well, it's just different.

Last night when she took a drink and went to put it down, she set it on the edge of something and the glass tipped, sending wine all over the place.  Yes, it was not a really grape situation.  This immediately caused a mild, red wine on the couch and carpet, panic.

The Pretzel - 8/8/2017

RANDOM THOUGHTS: So, today I was tricked into doing some exercises.  Yes, my wife, Denice is a tricky one no doubt.

Last night before bed, she asked me if I would like to do some yogurt in the morning.  I was like, "Wow, I like yogurt...let's do some!"  I am always up for new things and so I was glad to introduce yogurt to our morning routine.  Then the morning came and there was no yogurt waiting for me, there was just this YouTube video on the TV screen.

NO FLY ZONE - 7/27/2017

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  I have had a couple of flies in the house the last couple days.  I have not killed them yet but I am getting closer.  Today, I retrieved the fly swatter from its hanging place on my garage wall and brought it in doors.

I try very hard not to kill anything if I can help it but so far, I have not been able to catch and release these fast guys.

Very Cline Thoughts - 6/13/2017

RANDOM THOUGHTS: I have been thinking...yes, I know you told me not to do that. But still, I have been thinking. :) And what I was thinking about is if my last name was "Cline." Yes, I know this very deep so brace yourself.

I thought it would be cool to be able to name my kids if my last name was Cline and I have a few perfect name ideas for particular kinds of kids.

So if I had a kid who was very hard headed, a child that would not listen to a single word my wife and I told them, I real born rebel...I would have to name that child, Dee Cline.

Junk in the Trunk - 5/10/2017

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  So, I discovered last night that I am no longer "slim."  Yes, yes, it's true. I went and bought the exact pants that the groom men are wearing for my daughter, Kendra's wedding so I could match.  I saw that they had 34x34 and I was jazzed.  I also noticed it said, "slim" on the tag and my mind lied to me and said, "Sure, you are still a 'slim' buddy."

I thought I had my clothes all worked out until I thought maybe that I should try things on.

Looking Like Arnold - 1/12/2017

RANDOM UPDATE:  So yesterday, I took Denice to work in our truck. Not because it had continued to snow but rather, because the warmer, above freezing weather was melting some of the snow and some of the streets were getting pretty deep in water and slushy, snowy mess.

Immune to Me - 12/12/2015

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  I just got done listening to a commercial for a new drug. At the end of the commercial, it listed all the side effects which like normal, were many. Then it said you could not use it if you had an organ transplant.

I turned to my lovely wife, Denice, and said that I had not ever had an organ transplant but that I had moved our piano twice now. She agreed by just saying yes, we had. But I don't think she even cracked a smile.

The Things We Do For Our Kids - 11/17/2015

RANDOM THOUGHTS:  It is really crazy what we will do for our kids.

Tonight, my daughter, Shelby, who has been under the weather recently, got me to eat a clove of garlic.

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